"Professional" Rap Critic Reviews My Song

Birt 21 maí 2021
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  • These are the videos I watch while taking a dump... it is a compliment

  • why i aint ever get this recommended

  • Dude the outro gets me every fucking time lmao

  • Its hard to take someone seriously when they spend all day sperging on Twitter. Don't take it too personally Dunkers.

  • 1:09

  • Fantano: "wow Dunky, this video was hair-raising" like he would know

  • This is a goddamn outrage and an insult to my legacy

  • more fanta

  • This is the definition "4/5 has a little something for everyone" except its "7/10 this sucks"

  • Your merchandise is actually like the best though

  • It'd be worse if the critic gave him a nine.

  • To Reddit sellouts duke it out

  • 2:06 the goker!!!!

  • Strand type beat

  • "Trans...ition" kills me every time

  • that kid really gave prince, michael jackson, marvin gaye, and pink floyd a 7. bruh

    • in his defense he did give die lit a 10

  • fantano really be cringe and corny af

  • Hope Fantano does a review of this review of his review!

  • It’s called “Rhyme music”. You wouldn’t get it…

  • I rate his song a perfect score, 5/7.

  • Flawlessly turning this drama into a review of madmen

  • If you got a 0.3 multiplier you’d get a 2.1

  • Seven? Seven? IT SHOULD A BEEN A TENNNNNN!

  • Don’t let this distract you that he gave mbdtf a 5

  • Shame scam-tano did you like that

  • This video is 7/10!! Not more than that!!

  • Got me with the Mad Men read. 👏

  • he obv is an idiot! you should play some gothic that will prove him wrong

  • You have single-handedly destroyed the music community

  • this single was up there with swimming pools

  • I hate to break it to you. Your song was trash!

  • If you ain't reviewing the red deadsong what are we doing

  • Comment

  • I‘d give this reaction video a light 7 out of 10

  • Can you review the soundtrack of the Donkey Kong TV show?

  • make the funny cheeto video

  • Flanthony Bland-tano has been real quiet since this dropped

  • slamtano is scared, thats why he isnt commenting. he knows hes wrong

  • A meeting of the minds

  • Strand like rap 👌

  • Man, that Croc 2 footage brings me back.

  • I remember once Fantano was reviewing one of Logic’s new album. And yes the album was not great at all yet he never mentioned at least the one song that was not only the title of album but was the best feature on it. The song was « Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ». And honestly after that among a bunch of other stuff I just throw Fantano’s ratings in the same bin as IGN.

  • 7 × 0.3 bonus is 2.1 Dunkey math is legend because if you add 7 and then 0.7 and then 0.777 and then0.00007 we get a 10.

    • @Doggo Boi ya dunkey did all this in just a sec and it took me 3 days to check

    • Genuis

  • League of Legends : Final Boss (song) is the gang gang shit!

  • Fantano is a loser so don’t take it hard

  • You can’t trust white people with rap criticism. Not there culture. Your awesome dunks.

  • I think a seven is really good. I never got that good of a score on a test before. Now I live like a parasite, unfortunately.

  • “Classic”

  • always hates it when anthony publishes incorrect reviews, smh

  • At least it wasn't a 9

  • "It has a little something for everyone." 7/10 - Shamtano

  • no this is not a joke that was good

  • the fact that you mentioned sbarro in a mall in ohio urks me because i live near a mall in ohio that does, indeed, have a sbarro in the food court. i never knew i was that close to an authentic new york meal and i'm very pleased to hear this information. i'm giving this news a light to decent 7.

  • Please do a commentary on the album bitter fit me better Byam Drowngod

  • Scooby Doo

  • To give to Innervision and Off the wall a 7 you gotta be crazy 10/10

  • How the fuck can you give Prince a goddamn 7?

  • You know rap isn’t a problem in itself. I’ve heard a lot of times that rap is the worst genre in the universe and other stuff like that... Although it’s true, I’d say that the problem is people in the rap industry. I mean there are many people in the music industry who ain’t stupid and obnoxious, but when it comes to the rap producers... Jesus Christ! Everyone is sooo idiotic. I reckon rap had a future, but lost it due to retarded folks

    • I’m giving this comment a light 7

  • Omg I have no idea if anything you said is true

  • Perfect 5/7

  • 7/10 means this is better than my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

  • When the silent hill music kicked in I lost it

  • "Every New Yorker knows that in order to get true New York style pizza you have to go to the mall food courts in Ohio." Are you from Ohio? I've lived in this place my whole life; I really haven't been anywhere else. I always thought that *SPECIFICALLY* the mall Sbarro pizza is probably what New York pizza from New York tastes like. Who are you, you mysterious bastard?!

  • I can't believe anthony re-reviewed tpab giving it a 0 because of your song .

  • Ohio Sbarro against the world

  • if fantano reviewed knack he would give it a decent to strong 7.

  • Am i the only one that lost the plot of this video in an instant? Fucking had me dying tho

  • Reviews

  • blandtano gave the civil rights act a 7 too

  • I think the reason he said it was a 7 is because he hasn’t played mk4 because stupid people have never played mk4 before

  • Dunkey is starting to sound like the joker

  • the first Strand Rhyme

  • This guy has nothing against Dunkey's rapping. He's all bark no talk

  • At least he rated it better than mbdtf

  • How long is this bit gonna go Dunkey?

  • I bet this guy’s favourite movie is “Seven”

  • You should make stickers I'd buy them real quick

  • DONT DROP ME ON THE FLOOR IN THE GROCERY STORE

  • I think most people don't like my style, it's pretty unique so you wouldn't even know it, but you'd hate it. I want you to stop listening to music if you don't listen to the same type of music I do, and I know you don't, but if you do, it's not the right bands and artists, because nobody knows those artists. Even the artists don't know they are artists, only I do. This is why I am actually the greatest music critic naturally, because I listen to the only good music, also making me the best person you won't ever know. I am the greatest music, you are not good, a dud, poopoo caca, stinky, uh-oh, crap, lame, and sus.

  • The minute he said sabbaro in Ohio I liked the video

  • Damn, Fantano gave D'Angelo a 7, and now giving Dunkey a 7, i'm unsubbing so hard!

  • Alright ill put in that 0.3 multiplier in aaaand its gone down to a 2.1

  • Bruh

  • The rating on this video ? 7/10. It’s got a little disappointment for everyone

  • you have to be deep in the lore for this video, it's very strand-like in that way

  • Still a higher rating than My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

  • I'm loving this beef more than Hamm wrapped Melon

  • "Also Among Us"

  • Melon head

  • World's first strand type 🥩

  • 7/10

  • 7 holy

  • I live in Ohio, we have a sabarro at the food court. And every time... We say, "it's just like new York"

  • I hate that dude. He really wants his own opinion set in stone like it matters.

  • lol I love how Dunkey low key dropping some of the best classic albums in that "gave a 7 bit" shows his dope musical taste (or Googling skills, idk)

  • donald draper? More like ronald raper. Hehe git meh dunkey? Git mah. He need to KETCHUP on his RELATIONSHIP. Ham rhymes with scam. And like the dunk, i don't licke da scam. amogus. Don't forget porta jon hamm. which also ryme wit cram. Idk wut dat means but lady and gentlemen, banana slamtano. Thats what i'm reading in the decription right now. I also see dunk doesn't have 6.66m subs anymoar. Thas gud. He also liked the video game space jam which kinda matches up with the moral around the random junk he talking about "Everybody get up, is time to slam now. I feel a real good 7 now. Welcome to the jon hamm. It's your chance do your dance on da jon HAMM. Allwhite" "COME ON AND SLAM. YOUR PETER IN JON HAMM. COME ON AND SCAM. SOME ROBUX FOR AUNT MAM"

  • 7/10, too much water.

  • As a fellow rap-ist I agree with Dunkey wholeheartedly.

    • so you rap and cry that no one will hear it

  • This was art

  • Sorry Dunkey, you truly should have gotten the perfect 5/7